Stolen the Video Game Review for the Playstation 2 (PS2), XBox, and Nintendo Gamecube
As far as stealth games go, this one is bad. What am I talking about? As far as any game goes, this one is bad. Do yourself a favor, don`t waste your time or money, pass on this one. This game has absolutely no personality, just like its characters. The gameplay is tedious at best, you can have more fun just staring at a box of cereal.
First of all, this game`s plot is utterly and hopelessly lacking in the interesting department as well as in the actual development of it. You play the game as Anya Romanov who is a thief; supposedly the best thief. Yet for some reason she takes her directions from an ex-security officer whose name is Louie. Louie directs the missions throughout the game; he tells you everything you have to do so that you haave nothing to figure out on your own. Basically you just need to pick locks, break into safes, or hack into computers. These take place in a measly four levels. Although there are minigames to play that all seem to look the same.
Retro CorsetsMy friend is having a burlesque fancy dress party next week and, although we are all very excited about it, some of us were feeling a little nervous to say the least about wearing the type of
Retro Corsets she wants us to wear for the event. Whilst I agree that some of these
Retro Corsets are absolutely beautiful, I did feel slightly uncomfortable about baring so much flesh, particularly when I am less than happy with my body shape overall. To counteract this reluctance of some of her friends my friend organised a try out session last week and, I must say, it has really changed our mind about the upcoming party. She had some
Retro Corsets delivered for the evening and we all tried them on. We were absolutely staggered by the results as they completely changed our body shape and made each one of us look as if we had hourglass figures. Now we are all really looking forward to the party and I think her biggest problem is going to be getting us to relinquish the corsets at the end!
The graphics stink, they are so bland they make a white room look colorful. Not only are the graphics given the short end of the stick, but they are also reused everywhere, throughout the entire game.
